Here’s what I believe. Men should be able to do this using only words. No hands, no lips, and by all means no cock. No excuses accepted. No women allowed to believe they just aren’t capable of this. Consider it part of the bar exam for manhood. Other tests might involve adept use of chain saws, replacing a timing belt, navigation by stars, or defending yourself against wild mammals over 200 pounds. But this? This is a prerequisite. Once men can do this with words and their women can slide a hand down to feel the results, so many other things will be so much better.

Here’s what I believe.

Men should be able to do this using only words. No hands, no lips, and by all means no cock. No excuses accepted. No women allowed to believe they just aren’t capable of this.

Consider it part of the bar exam for manhood.

Other tests might involve adept use of chain saws, replacing a timing belt, navigation by stars, or defending yourself against wild mammals over 200 pounds.

But this? This is a prerequisite.

Once men can do this with words and their women can slide a hand down to feel the results, so many other things will be so much better.

(via mademoisellecharisse-deactivate)

Notes

  1. sins-and-porn reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  2. modernportrait reblogged this from notnormallynaked
  3. wwwdoofus reblogged this from gianthecrazy
  4. gianthecrazy reblogged this from thinkingaboutyoumakesmewet and added:
    mi è venuta sete
  5. goodguyfreakside reblogged this from defenseplus and added:
    Raise your hand if your kitty slobbers like this
  6. weweregodsenough reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  7. seemyconfessions reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  8. mistresssexy reblogged this from bendingsubmission and added:
    much better place for both
  9. super-villain-rockets reblogged this from sexybrain
  10. mio-santuario reblogged this from sexybrain
  11. sexybrain reblogged this from uncommonappetites
  12. beoriginallyunique reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  13. magfindsthissexy reblogged this from bizarre-bazaar
  14. hotcplmeandshe reblogged this from bettiepicklejuice
  15. lovely-bits reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  16. tudoquenaopode reblogged this from highpubporn
  17. fapolympics reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  18. savagesweare reblogged this from hislittlesecrets
  19. buckinfitchesdeep reblogged this from bizarre-bazaar
  20. lighthouselit reblogged this from masturbatenow
  21. absinthecorpse reblogged this from crankyoldbastard
  22. bear1969 reblogged this from masturbatenow and added:
    Hmmmm…..dripping honey from a beautiful flower……yummie… I wanna taste that honey….
  23. pinkiuspius reblogged this from masturbatenow
  24. masturbatenow reblogged this from 5posta
  25. crankyoldbastard reblogged this from spit-piss-puke-and-cum and added:
    #masturbation monday
  26. lustchronicles reblogged this from poppydicks
  27. poppydicks reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex
  28. abbsurdity reblogged this from rasputin
  29. libreexprecion reblogged this from bizarre-bazaar
  30. allsexisbeautiful reblogged this from sensitivecrimes
  31. roastbeastsandwich reblogged this from rasputin
  32. sensitivecrimes reblogged this from fuckyeahlesbiansex